WANNA MEET ME FOR REAL IN LONDON? (CLAPHAM JUNCTION STATION)
Come to my flat and clean my boots/trainers/sneakers with your tongue.......
sniff my stinky socks........ lick my dirty smelly feet........ crawl under my feet
and........
If you are lucky you might get something more:
...............my spit, my piss, a good spank or a good fat cock to suck!
My smelly feet are waiting for you
Call me on my mobile phone 07501 830 717 to arrange a meeting with me
I am your GOD! Kneel and kiss the ground where I walk!
DO NOT BOTHER ME WITHOUT SOMETHING TO OFFER YOUR MASTER!
Got no Money to spend on Me ???
Here are some solutions I have come up with so you can please Me:
* Get another job, you miserable bag of scum
* Apply for a loan or another credit card so you can send me a big fat wad of cash!
* Borrow off friends, family and anyone you meet, tell them its for a Godly emergency hehehe
* Sell off your assets, car, Furniture, house and anything of value
I know you will be able to raise funds for me piggy.
Sniff my stinky socks!
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