These will be worn for a minimum of 10 days and during each gym workout. They totally stink so desperate sock freaks don't miss out!
All my stinky socks are perfectly sealed and wrapped so you freaks will get them fresh from your Master.
FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS
1) Make your payment - £50 via AMAZON GIFT CERTIFICATE
Pay to Postmaster@1DirtyBastard.com
2) once you have made the payment, send an E-mail to stinkysocks@ymail.com with your details
I am your GOD! Kneel and kiss the ground where I walk!
DO NOT BOTHER ME WITHOUT SOMETHING TO OFFER YOUR MASTER!
Got no Money to spend on Me ???
Here are some solutions I have come up with so you can please Me:
* Get another job, you miserable bag of scum
* Apply for a loan or another credit card so you can send me a big fat wad of cash!
* Borrow off friends, family and anyone you meet, tell them its for a Godly emergency hehehe
* Sell off your assets, car, Furniture, house and anything of value
I know you will be able to raise funds for me piggy.
WANNA SPOIL ME? GO TO 1 DIRTY BASTARD AMAZON WISH LIST AND BUY ME A GIFT